Comments for Secondhand Storytime

Comment on Episode 86 – Austin – Ginny Snaps by Will A

Will A — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 14:09:32 +0000

Most disturbing SHST yet. Sounded like a bunch of horrible people taking great delight in tormenting and torturing a mentally retarded person.

Comment on Episode 84 – Kramer – Milky Goo by Travis T.

Travis T. — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 14:45:57 +0000

Is that Charlie from IASIPhilly? I’m surprised she didn’t die from toxic-shock-syndrome.

Comment on Episode 22 – Logan – Poor Dog by Mary

Mary — Tue, 18 May 2010 22:25:56 +0000

I just listened to this episode and I also have heard this story from my cousin! I think the details were a little different, like she used luggage with wheels.

It’s an awesome story, no wonder it’s traveled around. I do love the karma aspect of the thief actually getting a heavy dead dog – so good.

Comment on Episode 77 – Dave – The Birthday Burrito by Jeremy White

Jeremy White — Mon, 17 May 2010 13:19:56 +0000

I listened to this as I ate a greasy McDonald’s hash brown. I can feel it in my stomach, moving through and doing it’s damage. And I’m a little scared now.

Comment on Episode 72 – Ben – The Naked Pedestrian by Matt

Matt — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 16:32:18 +0000

Good re-telling Ben! I am one of the roommates that saw the actual naked guy.

Comment on Episode 62 – Steven – Gift From Grandma by Reverend Jeremy White

Reverend Jeremy White — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:39:54 +0000

Nice! I’m going to spread this one around!

Comment on Episode 62 – Steven – Gift From Grandma by chelsea

chelsea — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:54:52 +0000

Hey there Will
I just recently became a fan of the show. This is really cool and unique idea for a podcast.
Anyway great show this week.

Comment on Episode 54 – Anna – Kit Kat Bar by Anna

Anna — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:56:02 +0000

Whoever told the person that told the person that told the person that told me must have been a big Douglas Adams fan…ugh.

Comment on Episode 54 – Anna – Kit Kat Bar by Will!

Will! — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 06:59:11 +0000

It turns out you fellas are correct:
http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/cookies.asp

Comment on Episode 52 – Short Shorts Vol. 2 by Reverend Jeremy White

Reverend Jeremy White — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:51:17 +0000

(Belated) Happy Birthday to Secondhand Storytime! Great episode!

Comment on Episode 54 – Anna – Kit Kat Bar by Reverend Jeremy White

Reverend Jeremy White — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:43:31 +0000

I’ve heard something similar from a chain email, except it was cookies at an airport lounge. It could have happened to someone else though.

Comment on Episode 54 – Anna – Kit Kat Bar by pureevilmatt

pureevilmatt — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 22:15:51 +0000

I’ve heard this story before. I believe it was a personal anecdote from Douglas Adams (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy) either in an interview, or a foreword in one of his books. Could be wrong on the extact source… but I’ve definitely heard it before.

Comment on Episode 51 – Sarah – The Nasty Bug by Julie

Julie — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 19:48:00 +0000

I bet she’s thanking her lucky stars that she refrained from vaginal intercourse with that guy. Can you imagine what would be spilling out? It would make Rosemary’s baby look like a boyscout!

Comment on Episode 51 – Sarah – The Nasty Bug by pirate

pirate — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 18:25:03 +0000

first part is a popular urban legend – http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/corpse.asp

Comment on Episode 51 – Sarah – The Nasty Bug by Travis Taylor

Travis Taylor — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 18:15:18 +0000

This really didn’t gross me out, because I’ve heard a variation of this story back in 2005… I was eating while I was told this story.

Comment on Episode 46 – Kerry – Brazilian Customs by Hannah

Hannah — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 11:57:47 +0000

This was a truly horrifying and great story. It stayed with us long after we heard it. We won’t be going to Brazil any time soon.

Comment on Episode 50 – Bryan – Best Summer Ever by Matt Kummer

Matt Kummer — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 10:34:34 +0000

You crack me up man.

Comment on Episode 40 – Kerry – Brain Trouble by Divadawg

Divadawg — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 21:58:30 +0000

I had a friend have some similar issues after a mission trip to Uganda

Comment on Episode 42 – James – Trouble Down Below by Divadawg

Divadawg — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:48:12 +0000

the image I got in my head from the description of “a roostertail of poo” will be with me forever *bleh*

Comment on Episode 49 – Steve – The Disgusting Guest by Divadawg

Divadawg — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 04:57:05 +0000

I’m with you Will, hopefully the couple was just trying to make the guy feel bad and didn’t actually put the dogs down… seems you’d, at least, need a vets word that the dogs were sick before you could put them down…….

Comment on Episode 48 – Dawn – Bad Blind Date by Divadawg

Divadawg — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:46:19 +0000

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Awesome

Comment on Episode 46 – Kerry – Brazilian Customs by Laura Skowronski (Nattam)

Laura Skowronski (Nattam) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:28:58 +0000

I don’t think I could possibly visit Brazil after this! I realize this was a mistake and a very specific, rare incident, but still.. how absolutely horrible! Good story, Will.

Comment on Episode 45 – Russell – Hotel Weirdness by Travis Taylor

Travis Taylor — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:55:44 +0000

… Great, now I’m going to have to do this. Because this just sounds like me. Thanks Will, thanks.

Comment on Episode 29 – Jill – The Gnome by Secondhand Storytime » Blog Archive » Episode 44 - Jonathan - Repeat

Secondhand Storytime » Blog Archive » Episode 44 - Jonathan - Repeat — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 07:17:52 +0000

[...] you are a new listener, and don’t know what happens in this one, be sure to listen to Episode 29 [...]

Comment on Episode 41 – Brad – Lemon Surprise by Travis Taylor

Travis Taylor — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:00:23 +0000

It is three older gentlemen! Also, don’t ask me why I know this, I just do. OK, well… I uploaded it to my website to trick people into clicking onto the URL and I saw it a few times.

Comment on Episode 38 – Liz2 – No Cream, No Sugar by Russ

Russ — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:44:08 +0000

Wow at first I was thinking that wasn’t so bad but then dude drinking it had me dropping my jaw. Just ewe!

Comment on Episode 42 – James – Trouble Down Below by DQ Rick

DQ Rick — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:40:38 +0000

Not only would I have made her clean it up herself, I would have made her make sure the car seat was clean & either she or I would be looking for a new apartment.

Comment on Episode 41 – Brad – Lemon Surprise by Mandy

Mandy — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:23:58 +0000

I wouldn’t want this prank to be pulled on me for sure, I think that it would scar me for life. Just like after seeing meatspin…:/

Comment on Episode 38 – Liz2 – No Cream, No Sugar by jenn

jenn — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:53:21 +0000

why is it that all the unassuming, quiet, business types are always the biggest pervs?? creepy but entertaining story!

Comment on Episode 40 – Kerry – Brain Trouble by Zensho!

Zensho! — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 08:18:32 +0000

thanks for ruining water for me. but it was nice hearing that not all new age medicine is a sham.

Comment on Episode 39 – Joel – Cooter by Eric Galamback

Eric Galamback — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 00:35:42 +0000

Will I can honestly say this is your second best radio show. Keep up the good work!

Comment on Episode 39 – Joel – Cooter by Travis Taylor

Travis Taylor — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:11:16 +0000

New user feedback music! Yeah!

Comment on Episode 11 – Chris – Dog Tags by C-Mac

C-Mac — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:29:35 +0000

Dipping, man. That’s something.

Comment on Episode 05 – Gumare – Iphone Line by C-Mac

C-Mac — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:12:24 +0000

That’s a story!
Shout out to Gumare

Comment on Episode 03 – Will – Birfday by Cait Mac

Cait Mac — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:34:33 +0000

grossissimo! but hilarious. had to turn it off to contain myself in my cubicle and then gave up. I will use the word “birfday” cautiously now.

Comment on Episode 39 – Joel – Cooter by JamesD

JamesD — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 11:08:03 +0000

Thanks for the useful info. It’s so interesting

Comment on Episode 38 – Liz2 – No Cream, No Sugar by chris

chris — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 06:27:21 +0000

That took one hell of a turn.

Comment on Episode 38 – Liz2 – No Cream, No Sugar by glen

glen — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:39:48 +0000

I don’t know if Creepy is a strong enough word to describe the events of this episode.

Needless to say, this was the most insane episode yet, and I will definitely be passing this one around.

Comment on Episode 35 – Kirk – Home Dentistry by Nicki

Nicki — Fri, 15 May 2009 02:35:27 +0000

Oh my god, I’m getting a tooth pulled on Saturday and I’m a little nervous about the pain but that story strangely made me feel better!

Comment on Episode 33- Morgen – Ball Wars by William A

William A — Thu, 07 May 2009 12:20:22 +0000

Speaking from the POV of someone who has had homosexual sex in dorm rooms and also someone who has been walked in on while having homosexual sex in a dorm room, I must say that the two gentlemen who were walked in on were most likely having homosexual sex and trying to cover. I could tell you some of the “stories” that I used, but those would be first hand.

Comment on Episode 33- Morgen – Ball Wars by Reverend Jeremy White

Reverend Jeremy White — Sun, 03 May 2009 14:36:54 +0000

Glory be, what an interesting game! I may have to try me some of that!

Comment on Episode 33- Morgen – Ball Wars by Travis Taylor

Travis Taylor — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:39:58 +0000

Well, at least they weren’t having consensual sex in the missionary position.

-Travis-

Comment on Episode 32 – JV – Ace of Spades by BrainWyrms » Blog Archive » Heatwave Tuesday

BrainWyrms » Blog Archive » Heatwave Tuesday — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 22:19:05 +0000

[...] Secondhand Stories Episode 32 – JV – Ace of Spades [...]

Comment on Episode 30 – Short Shorts Vol. 1 by BrainWyrms » Blog Archive » Monday’s !Funday

BrainWyrms » Blog Archive » Monday’s !Funday — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 02:03:55 +0000

[...] Second hand stories Episode 30 – Short Shorts Vol. 1 [...]

Comment on Episode 13 – Nate – Casanova Dan by Secondhand Storytime » Blog Archive » Episode 31 - Nathan - The Rise and Fall of Dan

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 07:13:14 +0000

[...] week my dear friend Nathan joins me to give an update on Dan, a young man who happily tells stories about himself. It turns out that they may be exaggerated! [...]

Comment on Episode 29 – Jill – The Gnome by Sarah

Sarah — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 05:11:44 +0000

MY MIND WAS BLOWN!!! Seriously, I was rooting for it to be a dying owl or something… this was so much better!!!

Comment on Episode 30 – Short Shorts Vol. 1 by pirate

pirate — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 22:45:47 +0000

these were all really great.
i like the idea of throwing shorts into the mix.
<3

Comment on Episode 29 – Jill – The Gnome by pirate

pirate — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 22:44:55 +0000

oh man, this is easily one of my favorites.
couldn’t have asked for a better ending.

Comment on Episode 27 – Pirate – White Leather Couch by Alexandra

Alexandra — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 01:31:05 +0000

i love that you are telling this story. i still tell this to people, and we get to the ending, and their mind blows. if poor *** ever knew that i literally exploit him at every party i’m at, he might kill me.

Comment on Episode 23 – Brent – Drug Class by Drewbie

Drewbie — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 06:06:40 +0000

Wow that’s completely nuts.

Comment on Episode 27 – Pirate – White Leather Couch by Drewbie

Drewbie — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:10:23 +0000

That poor dog. I’d never be able to live with myself.

Comment on Episode 29 – Jill – The Gnome by Drewbie

Drewbie — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:09:35 +0000

I cant imagine, how a retarded 10 year old survived a week in the woods. At least they fed him!

Comment on Episode 29 – Jill – The Gnome by Bradford

Bradford — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:54:02 +0000

Wow! This has to be not only one of the best stories on Secondhand Storytime, but one of the best I have ever heard.

Comment on Episode 28 – Ben – The Proposition by Reverend Jeremy White

Reverend Jeremy White — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:13:04 +0000

I bet it’s Kevin Spacey.

Comment on Episode 27 – Pirate – White Leather Couch by Reverend Jeremy White

Reverend Jeremy White — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:12:16 +0000

That’s horrible. But he got away with it! Too bad for the dog.

Comment on Episode 24 – Brian and Bonnie – Popping the Cork by Reverend Jeremy White

Reverend Jeremy White — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:57:38 +0000

That is an excellent story

Comment on Episode 27 – Pirate – White Leather Couch by pirate

pirate — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:01:03 +0000

hahaha, yay!
i linked to it on my blog: http://piratekitten.tumblr.com/post/87935498/the-white-leather-couch-story

Comment on Episode 27 – Pirate – White Leather Couch by Zensho!

Zensho! — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 09:27:21 +0000

Wow! Did not see that ending coming. Easily pushes it from being a funny cautionary tale into a disturbing insight of someone’s personal demons! Just how I like ‘em! Thanks Pirate for ignoring that poor man’s plight for clemency.

Comment on Episode 26 – JV – The Helpful Stranger by William A

William A — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 16:41:12 +0000

I love the concise nature of this podcast. I always get to the part, “If you’re offended by mature content, please stop listening now,” and click skip I am on to the next podcast in my list! Thanks Will!

Comment on Episode 03 – Will – Birfday by T Harter

T Harter — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 23:29:10 +0000

My sophomore year roommate told me a variation of this story. Only his retelling had the top bunk guy hiding in the closet the whole time

Comment on Episode 22 – Logan – Poor Dog by pureevilmatt

pureevilmatt — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 23:48:00 +0000

I’ve actually overheard this exact story about a year ago from a friend of a friend at a house party in Toronto. The person telling the story might have been named Doug? Anyways, I’m not sure if me having heard it before lends it credibility, or makes the authenticity of the story suspect…. Either way, great episode. Keep ‘em coming Will!

Comment on Episode 22 – Logan – Poor Dog by Dan Campbell

Dan Campbell — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 22:19:26 +0000

You could tell that “Amy” was not a NY native, because her spidey senses would have been tingling with the prospect of a helpful hand in a busy NY subway.

Replace “Amy” with Ben Stiller in a typical Ben Stiller movie, and it fits surprisingly well.

Moral of the story. NYC + “Good Samaritan” = P.S., you are about to get mugged…probably

Comment on Episode 21 – Ben – Various Injuries by Chris

Chris — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 20:07:01 +0000

The stunt guy story reminded me of Grindhouse. Stunt people really are made of more badass stuff than the rest of us.

Comment on Episode 20 – Aaron – Insertion Special by William A

William A — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 01:25:54 +0000

I didn’t find this one to be particularly gross. But I guess I have a different perspective on things . . . I mean I’ve been present for more intriguing insertions than the ones described here . . . but I guess it’s all about the people you know . . .

Didn’t the intro say there would be four stories? Am I just crazy?

Comment on Episode 10 – The Green Phone – Terra Haute Tony by Reverend Jeremy White

Reverend Jeremy White — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:05:35 +0000

Wow! I found I had skipped this one and it’s a beauty.

Comment on Episode 20 – Aaron – Insertion Special by Bill

Bill — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:52:26 +0000

Wow, that was really, really gross.

Comment on Episode 18 – Liz – Bad Decision Teacher by Will!

Will! — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 05:47:28 +0000

Yeah, Jeremy. It seemed like everything was going so well and then one day everything changed drastically for the worse.

Comment on Episode 18 – Liz – Bad Decision Teacher by Reverend Jeremy White

Reverend Jeremy White — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:17:31 +0000

I wonder what makes some people go stupid

Comment on Episode 18 – Liz – Bad Decision Teacher by Ash

Ash — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 10:48:27 +0000

Wow, makes me glad I didn’t go to school.
I mean I had schooling, just not in the public school system.
Also great (although scary for parents) story.

Comment on Episode 15 – Holiday Special – Beth and the Christmas Quilts by Jeremy White

Jeremy White — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 15:33:20 +0000

What a wonderful, horrible story!

Comment on Episode 08 – Morgen – Band Camp by Jeremy White

Jeremy White — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 01:17:50 +0000

Yikes! Good to know. No IcyHot on the mushroom stalk.
I wish we had gold bond at my band camp.

Comment on Episode 17 – Brent – The Constable by Someone Who Is Definitely Not Brent

Someone Who Is Definitely Not Brent — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:12:23 +0000

Wow, that was riveting. That Brent Moore is a storyteller of the highest caliber, and his voice makes me quiver in my nether regions.

Comment on Episode 11 – Chris – Dog Tags by Alice Acheron

Alice Acheron — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:29:30 +0000

So yeah, this story was funny and gross….. mostly gross.

Comment on Episode 08 – Morgen – Band Camp by S. Claus

S. Claus — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:44:56 +0000

Great story, if a little painful to hear! I don’t miss schooldaze at all, ha ha…

Comment on Episode 08 – Morgen – Band Camp by Zensho!

Zensho! — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 08:35:03 +0000

hey. that’s not cool. shouldn’t let a poor teenager think such a thing.

Comment on Episode 07 – Kramertron – Halloween and the Law by Zensho!

Zensho! — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:21:58 +0000

Hahaha! Now that’s a halloween story.

Comment on Episode 06 – Lindsay – The Phone Call by pirate

pirate — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:17:21 +0000

damn you, will!
if not for the fecal nature of my story, i’d have been the first girl on.
dammmmmittttttt.

Comment on Episode 04 – Chris – Airline Security by Tursh

Tursh — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:28:11 +0000

I play world of warcraft. I am definately not super white and skinny. I have also met with an online guild in real life.

Comment on Episode 03 – Will – Birfday by Alice Acheron

Alice Acheron — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:07:56 +0000

This episode was hilarious.

Comment on Episode 03 – Will – Birfday by pirate

pirate — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:34:03 +0000

amazing.
even better that it was posted on my birthday.
see you tonight!

Comment on Episode 03 – Will – Birfday by PolishMike

PolishMike — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:10:30 +0000

This was the best story so far!
I’ll never sleep in a bunk-bed again…

Comment on Episode 03 – Will – Birfday by The Lame

The Lame — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 19:02:05 +0000

This was great, these stories keep getting better and better. Nice work, I’ll definitely need to pass this along.

Comment on Episode 03 – Will – Birfday by A. Woods

A. Woods — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:04:20 +0000

That story was ridiculous, in a completely awesome and disgusting kind of way. Excellent choice.

Comment on Episode 03 – Will – Birfday by iggystar

iggystar — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:06:30 +0000

Ok, I’m officially hooked. My co-workers think I’m nuts I was laughing so hard. Nice work, Will.

Comment on Episode 02 – McBlackensalty – The Robbery by iggystar

iggystar — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:04:38 +0000

Ouch, my side hurts from laughing. Love it!

Comment on Episode 02 – McBlackensalty – The Robbery by pirate.

pirate. — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:48:00 +0000

i love both of you, so goddamn very much.

Comment on Episode 01 – The Green Phone – Computers by A. Woods

A. Woods — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:08:22 +0000

Haha, nice job here. I look forward to hearing more!

Comment on Episode 01 – The Green Phone – Computers by Dan Montgomery

Dan Montgomery — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:55:55 +0000

Nicely done sir. This was a very well executed initial step. Best of luck in the future and I hope I can contribute eventually