Ivan Kander joins this week to tell about a one night stand that got weird as the evening turned into morning.

Ivan can be found around the internet writing for shortoftheweek.com, producing video at lucky9studios.com or tweeting under then handle @ivankander.

St Mort joins once again to tell of the continuing adventures of hapless security guard “G,” who made his first appearance in episode 94.  This time he’s helping out in a hospital

First time contributor Sanden joins to talk about something wacky that happened when a young college student met Allen Ginsberg.

Margot joins for the first episode of the new year.  It’s about a mystery her grandmother encountered that raised an eyebrow in their very safe neighborhood.

Happy new year to everyone.  As stated in the podcast I’m trying to get this thing moving again, with weekly episodes and everything!  If you have a story you’d like to share, please let me know.  Location is not an issue, since I’m set up to record over the phone or skype if you aren’t local.  I’m friendly, I promise, and I’d love to hear what you have for the podcast.

For new listeners, there is a “Start Here” page on the site that will point you toward some of the episodes I’ve most enjoyed.

The lovely Libby Ward, aka Sneakyvarmint (tumblr, twitter) joins the show again to tell about how one youngster ends up saying something that leads to a life-long nickname.

Saint Mort joins to tell about a security guard who discovered someone doing something very private in a public place.

Another celebrity edition!  This one talks about a young woman who encounters someone who is famous enough to make her skeptical!

Edit:  For anyone who wants the reported details on the story, you can find them here! (mousing over may spoil the surprise!)

This one may seem familiar to long-time listeners.  Libby joins to tell about a dog-owner in the big city who has some trouble!

Follow Libby Ward on Twitter and Tumblr.

Recently my site was attacked by malware, so there were no new posts, since I didn’t want to help spread around whatever it was trying to infect you with, but it’s all clean now and I’m back on track (not only do I have a show this week, but I’ve got one ready for next week!)

But to the matter at hand:  This week I’m joined by the Reverend Jeremy White who has a story about a bathroom emergency and how it is almost certainly mishandled.  We reference the recording date, which was a while ago, but it’s coming out now, and I didn’t want to try to edit around it, so that’s why.

After far too long a break Saint Mort joins again.  I usually don’t like to have the same guest on back-to-back, but he has a good story, and I feel that enough time has passed.  This one involves a teacher who gets a big surprise based on a project he’s doing with his students.

And I need your stories!  I’ve got a few in the can, but by this point my pestering has wrung what it can from most of my immediate friends and family.  If you want to help the show, please volunteer.  Or volunteer someone you know.  Then the podcast can keep coming out regularly.

(Don’t worry, baby.  It won’t be like last time.  I’ve changed.  I promise.)

This week Saint Mort joins to tell about someone’s unconcious mobility during his dad’s college days.

Eric joins this week to tell about a roughneck who tries to start some shit and doesn’t like where it ends up.

When Jeremy first told me this one, I wasn’t sure about posting it, but upon review it seems like some unfounded bragging and perhaps some hazy remembering, both fueled by alcohol.  Be warned, it does contain violence.

This week Austin joins to tell about a poor girl who is constantly razzed by her co-workers, although probably with good reason.

This week Caleb joins to tell a story of a former co-worker’s extremely wild night.

After far too long a break, the show is back.  Kramer joins to talk about an unexpected bodily fluid.  If you like the sound of Kramer you can find him online at krmr.com

Nate joins this week to tell another tale of Jeff, the poor guy who’s romantic life just doesn’t seem to go right.  For the previous Jeff story, listen to episode 80.

Logan joins the show again to tell about a young man who passes out at a party and the rather extreme thing his friends do to him.

This week St Mort joins to tell about some shenanigans that happened at his high school and then got blown out of proportion.  Nate also recorded a quick bit about hearing one of our previous stories from a different source.

This week Nate comes back on the show to tell about an encounter that starts in romance and ends in horror.

This week Steve joins the show again to tell about a college guy who pranks his extremely drunk and obnoxious roommate.  Also, if you listen closely, you can hear my cat being whiny during the outro.

This week Lame joins the show again to tell about a tense situation at the Chicago rally for the Blackhawks’ Stanley Cup victory.  Big crowd of drunk people in the muggy Chicago heat, what could go wrong?

This week Dave joins to tell about a co-workers brother who ended his family birthday outing in worse shape than he started it.

This week Jeff joins to tell about a guy who goes on a date that goes wrong at pretty much every turn.

Teresa joins this week to tell us why one poor girl’s first relationship didn’t work out.

This week SaintMort joins to tell about some high school kids who do something that could get them in a lot of trouble, and the fallout from those actions.

That’s right, the show is finally back.  Sarah joins to tell about some trouble on a commercial airline.

Listener Ben joins this week to share a story from his college days about when his roommates saw a naked guy ambling down the street in front of their house.

Jason joins the show to tell a story passed from the world of law enforcement about a parolee and his bicycles.

This week Teresa joins the show to tell about Carl, a boy who has a long, long night, most of it pretty far from sobriety.

Steve joins the show again to tell about how his irresponsible cousin got revenge on an even more irresponsible athletic coach.

It’s that time again.  Today I have five stories that were too short to be their own episodes but too fun to be forgotten forever.  There is fighting between brothers, weird names, and bad behaviour both at work and while out on the town.   Something for everyone.

The show is back for 2010.  The first story of the year is about a guy who tells an incredibly tall tale to his lady-friend. Josh joins me to tell it.

This week Bryan joins once again to tell about a friend who has some cat trouble.

On this episode, I’m joined by my friend Niki who tells about her grandfather Dilu, from Papua New Guinea.  He was pretty hardcore.

Bryan, aka Blackensalty, rejoins the podcast to tell about a father who takes his son hunting several times, but never with the result that he’s hoping for.

This week new contributor Chelsea joins the show to tell about a friend of hers who drinks something with suspicious origins.

Sad news.  After 62 consecutive weeks, I have to take one off.  No story.  If you’ve got one that would be good to share, please get in touch!  I already have a line on one or two for next week, but I always need them, so don’t be shy.  Happy Thanksgiving, for those of you who celebrate it in November, or at all.

This week Steven joins to tell about a kid who really does a half-assed job on a school assignment and adds some drama to the classroom.

Logan comes on the show again to tell about a buddy of his who kept a party night in Mexico going all the way back across the border into Texas.

Chad joins this week to tell about a central-Indiana kid who hurts himself skating, and something unexpected that happens after the incident.

My other friend Liz joins this week to tell about her godmother’s time in Berlin back when the wall was still up.

This week Liz joins the show again to tell about her buddy EB and some pranks that he pulled several years ago.  Some deal with dating and some deal with the telephone.

My buddy The Lame joins this week to tell about one of his older friends who had a childhood encounter that could have ended really badly.

Jeremy tells a story this week about some angry people who like to use the horn, and how this escalates into some serious business.

Tursh joins the show again to tell a bit of a gross one about a guy who takes a quick trip to Tijuana and makes some bad decisions.

This week Anna got in touch with me to tell a story about a woman’s harrowing experience in a shared cafeteria.

Hannah returns this week to tell a story about a poor Afghanistani soldier-in-training who misuses something at an American military base.

There was a little bit of noise in the line when I was talking to her. I couldn’t get rid of it, but I really like the story, so I’m sharing it anyway.

A whole year has gone by, so I’m marking the telling of so many good stories by so many of you with a bohemoth of a short story collection. None of these were quite enough to be their own episodes, but I still felt the need to share them. Clocking in just shy of half an hour, please enjoy this extra large birthday edition.

Sarah joins the show again to tell a pretty gross one about a girl who gets sick from an unexpected source.

This week new guest Steve joins to tell about something really gross that happens to a guy after he parties too hard at a wedding.

James joins this week to tell a story from his college days about a fire drill and a girl with mobility issues.

Kerry joins for the third time to tell about a poor girl who has a terrible time at the Brazilian airport when a simple misunderstanding spins out of control.

Russell comes on this week to tell about something inexplicable that happened in a hotel room, enough so that it puzzles everyone involved.

This week Jonathan tells me a story that I’ve unfortunately heard before, but it does give us a great chance to compare differences and similarities.  Hopefully you enjoy our discussion.

If you are a new listener, and don’t know what happens in this one, be sure to listen to Episode 29 first.

And I unfortunately have to say that I’m not the first to document this particular tale.  I don’t normally look into the stories, but the recurrence led me to do an internet search. Check it out at Snopes.

This week Tursh joins with a tale of a car that starts with a funny smell and ends with trouble for someone else.

My good friend James tells a story about how things are bad when someone doesn’t make it to the restroom, but even worse when they finally do.

This week Brad joins the show to tell about a girl he knows who did something naughty to a roommate’s computer, and how the consequences were bigger than she expected.

Kerry joins again to tell about the hard time a friend has whilst trying to nail down some troubling neurological issues.

Joel joins us again to tell how an aquaintence named Cooter got his nickname.  This one continues our string of gross stories.

Newcomer Liz2 tells a story about a friend of a friend who worked in a coffee shop and got creeped out by a travelling businessman with some odd requests.

This week we have our first fan-submission.  Joel tells the story of a friends alcoholic dad trying to get some sustenance (other than booze, I mean)

The week I’m happy to be joined again by the Reverend Jeremy White who tells a story about a couple of his friends and some fun times they had while drinking wine.

This week my brother’s friend Kirk tells a horrible story about the time his grandfather “fixed” his father’s teeth.  Also, before telling the story Kirk had a few drinks.

This week Nate shares a story about another of his co-workers.  This one is having trouble with the neighbor.

This week Morgen joins me again to tell about a time he walked in on a couple of friends doing something kind of weird.  It’s half firsthand and half secondhand, but I’m going allow it, because it’s funny.

I’m joined again by JV for another story of a celebrity spotted in the wild.  This one has a date with Ms. Pacman.

This week my dear friend Nathan joins me to give an update on Dan, a young man who happily tells stories about himself.  It turns out that they may be exaggerated!

This week is a special week.  Instead of one guest and a long story, I have seven guests, all with short stories.  There’s something here for everyone.

This week I’m joined by my new friend Jill.  She shares a secondhand account of finding a mythical woodland creature in the forest while heavily under the influence.

Ben joins me again, this time to tell about a well-known individual who propositions a young man at a Hollywood event.

Be sure to check out Ben’s acting in the Left 4 Dead themed shorts Boomer’s Day Off and Sheila the Witch.

This week my friend Pirate joins to tell about a young couple who mess up a couch that doesn’t belong to them.  Warning:  this story contains an instance of animal cruelty, so if you’re especially sensitive to this subject, you may want to skip this one.

This week my good friend JV joins the show to tell about the awkward time one of his coworkers ran into someone very well known.

Kerry joins me this week to tell about the sad dog her sister once had to watch over.

Brian and Bonnie are back.  This time Brian acts as primary storyteller as he gives the details on his brother’s embarrassing day at work.

This week Brent rejoins us to tell about some university students who learn about locally growing plants that act as hard drugs, and the craziness that ensues when they try said drugs out for themselves.

I’m happy this week to be joined by my brother, Logan, who tells a story about a poor girl’s harrowing time dog-sitting in New York City.

This week Ben joins me and we talk about people we know who have hurt themselves grievously.

Ben occasionally hosts the geek news and review podcast Geekscape and acts, most recently in the Left 4 Dead themed shorts Boomer’s Day Off and Sheila the Witch.

This week we return to the land of the truly gross when my new buddy Aaron joins me with three different tales of people who ended up having to seek medical attention to get something removed from a body cavity.  Warning: this one is extra-gross.

This week Nick joins to tell me about an guy from India enjoying some American freedoms.

This week I’m happy to be joined by my friend Elizabeth for a story about a teacher who just makes a lot of really wrong choices.

Be sure to check out Liz’s views on movies at the Geekscape Movie Club – RSS – Itunes

This week my friend Brent joins me to tell a story about a gung-ho Texas lawman.

Be sure to check out Brent’s take on film at the Geekscape Movie Club – RSS – Itunes

This week my buddies Bonnie and Brian come on to tell about a disagreement between some of the family elders and its possible supernatural fallout.

Happy New Year!

This week we’re doing something a little different.  I usually stick to non-fiction but Martin Sargent was kind enough to allow me to read his story Beth and the Christmas Quilts.  My good friend Lindsay joins me as voice talent for this special holiday tale.

Happy holiday-of-your-choice.

This week Nick joins me to tell about a young lawyer and his disasterous first attempt to interview.

This week I’m joined by my longtime friend Nate, who tells a story of a boy who broke off a relationship and what happened when the dumped girl didn’t take it well.  At the end, I toss out a quick story of my own about very similar circumstances.

This week my buddy Morgen joins me once again to tell about a boy and his party and some unwanted female attention.

My good friend Chris joins me to discuss a local ritual and it’s gross consequences for a young military man about to ship off.  Happy Thanksgiving.

It’s the 10th show, and The Green Phone rejoins me to tell about a  long and boozy night that happened a few years ago in the heartland of America.

This week my friend Nick graces the show with not one but two stories set in Alaska.

This week my high school buddy Morgen comes on the show to tell a story about some medicated powders and lotions at the fun world of band camp.

This week my net-pal Kramertron joins me to tell about some kids trying to have a good time on Halloween.  Of course, they aren’t safe from the long arm of the law.

My good friend Lindsay was kind enough to join me this week.  I don’t want to ruin anything, but I will say that this story kicks off with a phone call that is threatening in tone.

This week my musical friend Gumare finally gets on mic. He joins us from Chicago to tell a story about some bruhaha at the release of the 3G Iphone.

This week I’m joined by my friend Chris who shares a story about a major airline security stop.   For proof that this story is based in reality, follow this link to a news story from the Ottawa Citizen.  Don’t click the link too soon, though, or you might ruin some of the fun of the story.

This week I step up to tell the story that started it all. It’s pretty much gross and involves a private birthday celebration in a shared dorm room.

This week I’m happy to be joined by my buddy Victor McBlackensalty, who tells a story about a robbery down in New Orleans.

This first story in what will hopefully be a long and interesting series, comes from a friend known as The Green Phone and features a software salesman with a remarkable lack of tact.